| 1. Two Birds |
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
| 2. The Fish Net |
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
" 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？ " 老师发问道。
" 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 " 小女孩回答道。
| 3. The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9 月 1 日 ， 乔治放学回到家里。
" 乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？ " 妈妈问。
" 妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说 3 加 3 得 6, 可后来又说 2 加 4 也得 6 。
| 4. A physics Examination |
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
5. A Kiss
At a dinner party, the
speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife
sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word
"KISS" scribbled on it.